真的没见过比这些翻的还要标准了！哈哈，实在太直接了！　想都不想的，呵呵，那请大家注意哦，不要犯这种低级错误！　哈哈，不过倒是挺有意思的～

01．we two who and who？     
  咱俩谁跟谁阿     
       
02．how are you ? how old are you?     
  怎么是你，怎么老是你？     
       
03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you     
  不鸟我，我也不鸟你     
      
04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！     
  你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！     

05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!     
  有事起奏，无事退朝     
       
06．you me you me     
  彼此彼此     
       
07．You Give Me Stop!!     
  你给我站住！     
       
08．know is know noknow is noknow     
  知之为知之，不知为不知...     
       
09．WATCH SISTER     
  表妹     
       
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!     
  龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！     

11．American Chinese not enough     
  美中不足     
      
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die     
  车祸现场描述     
       
13．heart flower angry open     
  心花怒放     

14．go past no mistake past     
  走过路过，不要错过     

15．小明：I am sorry!     
  老外：I am sorry too!     
  小明：I am sorry three!     
  老外：What are you sorry for?     
  小明：I am sorry five!     

16．If you want money,I have no;     
  if you want life,I have one!     
  要钱没有，要命一条     

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.     
  我叫李老大，今年25。     

18．you have two down son。     
  你有两下子。     

19．as far as you go to die     
  有多远，死多远！！！！     

20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face     
  给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸     


21. no three no four     
  不三不四     


22. seven up eight down     
  七上八下